Your Body is a Temple
We all know somebody who treats their body like a temple. Maybe it’s one of their favourite sayings. These people exist for some reason and for some reason think that temples and Humans have similar needs and requirements.
Ancient, Crumbling and Probably Cursed
Sometimes these same can talk the talk, but struggle to walk the walk. Maybe you just want to let them know that they are old and probably cursed. There are a ton of reasons why you would want to give somebody this card. Very few of them are pleasant. But most of them are funny.