Well the title says it all I think. Let your Mum know this Mothers Day that you are sorry for all the horrible horrible things you did whilst you were living inside her. Plus the mess you made on the way out. It’s only fair as you did put her body through the apocalypse.
Do Babies Fart Inside You?
I choose to believe. But people aren’t so sure. They pee and can occasionally poop in the womb, so it makes sense I guess.
Do Mothers Wee When They Sneeze?
Yup. You straight up wrecked that place on the way out.
Should I Be Sorry?