Do you have friends? Do they have birthdays? Have you considered getting them birthday cards? It’s like wishing them a happy birthday, but the card does it for you! No more messy conversations! You no longer have to talk to others! No more will you need to interact with those people. You know the ones.
I have made these to help you celebrate the birthdays of your nearest and dearest friends, family, enemies and frenemies. They are almost all insulting in one way or another. People find that endearing. It’s a solid character trait that people will praise about you.
Don’t worry about the people who don’t seem to appreciate them. Those are happy tears.