The Archive page for Greeting Cards. This is where the greeting cards will go. Cast thine eyes upon these cards and allow them to greet your friends and family, when you can not be bothered.
These cards are magnificent and you need them in your life. Want one? Why not seven! They come with envelopes. Do you need envelopes? Buy a card per envelope you need and then just throw the cards away!
Cards found here were made by own fair hand. They were printed by a machine of course, I haven’t painted them. I made them on the computer using these very hands and my imagination. It was fun and I found them funny.
I am the funniest greeting card making guy I know. There are better ones out there, for sure, but I don’t know them, so they don’t count.
If you have found similar cards anywhere on the internet, then let it be known that mine are better.
Your friends and family will love these more than they love you!